{"product_id":"i-brake-for-cool-rocks","title":"I Brake for Cool Rocks","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Brake for Cool Rocks Sticker – The Ultimate Rock Sticker for Geology Nerds \u0026amp; Roadside Treasure Hunters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStick this funny rock sticker on your car, backpack, hiking gear, or rock hammer case and let the world know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF IT’S A NICE ROCK, I’M STOPPING. 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